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[DUH!] Truth Hurts
And, You Call Yourself A Blappie?!
Because, Really, Who Has Time To Write 140 Characters?
Better Keep Him Away From Grimm's Original Fairy Tales!
Fortunately, There's A Cream For Those Poor People Who Suffer From Purple Futons
A Girl With Sharply Pointy Ears And Facial Hair, But Still...
If I Had A Rocket Launcher, Some Son Of A Bitch Hi Tech Weaponized Airborne Vehicle Would Die!
I'm Ready To Be Controlled By Our Comedy Overlords
Making Chess Sexy By Making Chess...Sexy?
No Need To Be In A Ben Hurry To Get This Game
Nothing Against Lohan, Who May Be A Great Actor (The Evidence Is Inconclusive)
Any Alcoholic Celebrity Would Do (She Just Happened To Be Topical)
Notice That Nobody Is Asking The Question About Fezzes
The Sontarans Would Be Confused And The Daleks Would Just Laugh At Him
This Could Be Huguet!
The Whole World Is Watching*
They Should Just Have Consulted Radiohead